Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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