I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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