ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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