drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
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