Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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