And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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