Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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