Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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