Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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