Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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