It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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