it wasn't lemon gatorade
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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