normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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