so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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