Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Randomize
