great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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