she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
soo... how was my night?
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