what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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