Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
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what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize