"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
