so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
How's work?
Spinning.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
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