no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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