think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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