ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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