Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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