Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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