Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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