our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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