Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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