Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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