you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
