There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Even my vagina gasped.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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