and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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