I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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