My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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