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awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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