i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
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one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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