hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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