Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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