Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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