If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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