last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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