So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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