I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
