OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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