Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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