we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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