ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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