playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
