when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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