does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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