did you get engaged???
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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