Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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