Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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